BFF means Blog Fart Fridays! Here's a definition by Mad Housewife: noun. Crappy ideas that are too short to make a real blog post, but when combined, join forces to make one unified, albeit half assed, post. see also: memes, surveys.
Here's my BFF:
- Did you know that when you burp with your mouth closed, people can still hear you?! I found that out at a funeral. The mourners didn't appreciate my sound affect and Renaissance Man pretended he didn't know me.
- I used to sing in a Christmas choir. After hearing me sing, the choir director asked if I could just hum. Then I was asked to lip sync, but I couldn't keep sounds from escaping my mouth, so I was "demoted' to ringing hand bells.
- After using the bathroom at work, I noticed a breezy feeling from behind. I went to the mail room to drop off packages and was met with some snickers and a few lecherous looks. Much, much much later, I saw a reflection of myself and noticed the back of my dress was tucked under my pantyhose! I stopped wearing pantyhose and I don't work there anymore.
- I love doing the laundry, but absolutely hate doing the ironing. So, Renaissance man does all the ironing for our family. I would rather wear wrinkled clothes than iron. Renaissance Man once asked me if I would ever iron our clothes. I told him that I would, as soon as...money grows on trees, hell freezes, and when pigs grow wings.
Have a Fabulous Easter Sunday!