Saturday, April 11, 2009

I'm a BFF!

I joined the BFF club started by Ravings Mad Housewife. It's supposed to be posted on Fridays, but RM wanted to see how many more comments he could get from his last post! If you have not read RM's post, read here & leave him a comment, but don't you dare feel sorry for him.

BFF means Blog Fart Fridays! Here's a definition by Mad Housewife: noun. Crappy ideas that are too short to make a real blog post, but when combined, join forces to make one unified, albeit half assed, post. see also: memes, surveys.

Here's my BFF:


- Did you know that when you burp with your mouth closed, people can still hear you?! I found that out at a funeral. The mourners didn't appreciate my sound affect and Renaissance Man pretended he didn't know me.

- I used to sing in a Christmas choir. After hearing me sing, the choir director asked if I could just hum. Then I was asked to lip sync, but I couldn't keep sounds from escaping my mouth, so I was "demoted' to ringing hand bells.

- After using the bathroom at work, I noticed a breezy feeling from behind. I went to the mail room to drop off packages and was met with some snickers and a few lecherous looks. Much, much much later, I saw a reflection of myself and noticed the back of my dress was tucked under my pantyhose! I stopped wearing pantyhose and I don't work there anymore.

- I love doing the laundry, but absolutely hate doing the ironing. So, Renaissance man does all the ironing for our family. I would rather wear wrinkled clothes than iron. Renaissance Man once asked me if I would ever iron our clothes. I told him that I would, as soon as...money grows on trees, hell freezes, and when pigs grow wings.


Have a Fabulous Easter Sunday!


9 comments:

Beth said...

You were DEMOTED in a choir!? Sorry, but that is just hysterical. I can just see you belting out a song and windows breaking.

And, ummm.... I used to sing to punish my students when they were naughty.

septembermom said...

I hate ironing too! My mother loves to iron, but I guess that "gene" didn't pass on to me. I had the dress stuck in the pantyhose experience too! Glad that I don't wear pantyhose anymore, and rarely dresses. Funny, funny post!!!

Jenners said...

I can't believe no one told you about the pantyhose! That is just plain awful! Have to check out the guest post!

Mother Goose said...

I love how you keep it real, IRON, what the heck is that?? I just send everything that needs to be ironed to the dry cleaners.

Michele said...

Ha...that's a riot! And I didn't know they could hear you burping with your mouth closed. I do it all the time when I'm in meetings..sheesh! I hate to iron too and will only do it in an absolute emergency...like for a funeral or wedding. Otherwise, I buy stuff that doesn't need to be ironed!

Have a wonderful day!

Hugz,
Michele

Wendy said...

I dont iron either! I just wear wrinkled clothes! Glad I am not the only one!

Yaya said...

Ugg, I know...ironing sucks.

And the dress in the pantyhose-I think it's happened to most women!

Sassy said...

okay too funny!!!! One time my mom pulled up in front of our home and asked my kids is their mom here and one of my daughters said yes she is in sewing....she came in and I was standing there ironing...that tells you how much I do either one.....I want to be a blog fart too!

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

I hate laundry AND ironing...but I'm just plain lazy!