I'm grateful that H.K. cooks for us. She's a great cook. I'm especially grateful that she works hard for Moe and I to eat healthy. I do have one complaint, actually several:
Why does she keep changing our favorite recipes? Why does she have to put a new "twist" to them? Leave my Cream of Mushroom Chicken alone!
I want my chocolate chip cookies plain! I don't want oatmeal in them. I don't want some fancy dark chocolate chips in there. Please no more gluten free flour. I like my gluten, leave them in there!
Why do you insist on making spaghetti, when you know they give me heart burns? We have been married for 18 years, you should know that by now! I know you love spaghetti, you tell me that all the time. But, don't you feel the slightest remorse when Moe and I are popping antacids like they're candy? I don't care how many times you try different variations of spaghetti, they're all the same, and they still give me heart burns!
I admire that you try new recipes. You have helped to expand both me and Moe's palette. I think we're both good sports for trying them out. Honey, I'm begging you. Pleeaassse if you really love us, leave our favorite recipes alone!
Your loving husband,
p.s. What's for dinner?