I'm a BFF!

I joined the BFF club started by Ravings Mad Housewife. It's supposed to be posted on Fridays, but RM wanted to see how many more comments he could get from his last post! If you have not read RM's post, read here & leave him a comment, but don't you dare feel sorry for him.

BFF means Blog Fart Fridays! Here's a definition by Mad Housewife: noun. Crappy ideas that are too short to make a real blog post, but when combined, join forces to make one unified, albeit half assed, post. see also: memes, surveys.

Here's my BFF:


- Did you know that when you burp with your mouth closed, people can still hear you?! I found that out at a funeral. The mourners didn't appreciate my sound affect and Renaissance Man pretended he didn't know me.

- I used to sing in a Christmas choir. After hearing me sing, the choir director asked if I could just hum. Then I was asked to lip sync, but I couldn't keep sounds from escaping my mouth, so I was "demoted' to ringing hand bells.

- After using the bathroom at work, I noticed a breezy feeling from behind. I went to the mail room to drop off packages and was met with some snickers and a few lecherous looks. Much, much much later, I saw a reflection of myself and noticed the back of my dress was tucked under my pantyhose! I stopped wearing pantyhose and I don't work there anymore.

- I love doing the laundry, but absolutely hate doing the ironing. So, Renaissance man does all the ironing for our family. I would rather wear wrinkled clothes than iron. Renaissance Man once asked me if I would ever iron our clothes. I told him that I would, as soon as...money grows on trees, hell freezes, and when pigs grow wings.


Have a Fabulous Easter Sunday!